Instructions for Spasmodic Culturists
Film Review: Elf part one
The First Story Taxi Browning Ever Wrote on Microsoft Word
"I Have an Extensive Built-In Help System": A Conversation with ZoeOnAOL.

Older stuff:

Items from Science History: Hans Driesch
Very Practical Applications of my Spelling Abilities
In the House of Stone and Light
Super Rabbit
Two Satanic Stories from Fifth Grade
Jesus Jones: in words and thoughts.
All the News Fit To Print
Thursday Fencing.
Faith No More: A Roundtable Discussion
Items from Science History
Some Words About My Family, and a Note on the Font
Tim's Review of the Taj of India
John's Review of the Taj of India
TIMe for a chat.
Sharing Together
He Did What?
The Exquisite Pleasure of Laundry.
The Future is Good for You
the future.
A True Story
mOde review
LA, Las Vegas, and New York: A Compare and Contrast Essay
Sir Aaron Klug's Coffee.
Dream Resumé
The President of the United States of America.
Review of Sonic Youth & Stereolab & Quix-o-tic
Mrs. Edmonds' Classroom.
I Have Reached the Zenith of My Powers!
a conversation with BOYZ II MEN
Greetings from the Bactrian Camel: Notes from Abroad, part one
Personal Yak Training: Notes from Abroad, part two
Avventuras con Piratas: Notes from Abroad, part three
Wake Again, Fin!
[BANNED]Adventures in Politics
Superman narrates the Odyssey
On Common Time and a Sensible Course for Carleton Academe
Her Iconographic Beauty.
Time Travel: Two Possibilities.
Life's Ambitions: A Sampling with Commentary
analogues of current bard thought processes







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